Tag Archive: Horror Movie Survival

If the basement you are about to walk into is pitch dark and the light switch doesn’t work – do not go into the fucking room.  Don’t even think about it until high noon the next day and even then, take the dog with you —  just in case.

Horror Movie Survival Tip #2

It’s not the cat.  It’s NEVER the cat.  Except, of course when it is the cat, but really, why chance it?  Whose side do you think they’re on anyway?

Horror Movie Survival Tip #1

When all the animals around you start running in one direction, it’s time to haul ass with them.  Trust them, they know their shit.

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