31 Days of the Best Halloween Movies — Countdown Days 8 – 31 Finally!
Okay I apologize. Frankly, I’ve just been busy doing normal people stuff. So, in an effort to make up for my shirking of duties, here are my movie favs from the 8th through the 31st. Of course, you don’t have to watch them in order, but you definitely need to watch them even though Halloween has been lost in the turkey induced coma of Thanksgiving. Just because we should give thanks doesn’t mean we should forget about the horror movies that make us appreciate drawing breath every day.
Remember: These are in order from the least (but still!) scary to the most scary. Just a friendly FYI.
Number 8: The Descent, 2005. Here’s the thing. I sort of hated this movie because I had read a book of the same name (The Descent, by Jeff Long – which I found fantastic) before I saw this movie. They are not related at all, and so I was a bit disappointed. However, setting aside my thoughts of the book, the movie was pretty damn good. And creepy.
Number 9: Wrong Turn, 2003. Ahhh, just your run of the mill inbred, redneck cannibals attacking innocent victims. Yes it was. But the story line and the main actress (Eliza Dushku) really made this film pop. Her character was badass! Too bad the sequels sucked ba**s.
Number 10: Resident Evil, 2002. Fantastic film about zombies, friends and lovers. None of it ends well. Perfect.
Number 11: Alien, 1979. If you don’t know, you better ask somebody.
Number 12: Dawn of the Dead, 1978. Yes, this takes place after Night of the Living Dead but is still slightly better than it’s originator AND should be viewed and appreciated by anyone who thinks they know anything about DOTD just because they saw the remake. Seriously, you don’t. Get a clue and watch the real deal –then maybe, just maybe we’ll let you into our club.
Number 13: Day of the Dead, 1985. Takes place after DOTD — duh. But still was a great film with one of the BEST evisceration scenes by zombie hands EVER. Oh, the memories!
Number 14: The Shining, 1980. My soft spot here is Stephen King. Great book, perhaps bad directing, but still visually stunning and a creep fest. All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy…
Number 15: Poltergeist, 1982. Nice family, bad clown, child eating tree, the National Anthem (for those of us old enough to remember that) and lots of slimy pink goo. Oh, and a swimming pool full of dead people you can’t get away from… (Not to mention one of my favorite horror movie guys, James Karen of Return of the Living Dead fame).
Number 16: Night of the Living Dead, 1968. Aw come on. Do I really have to? Okay, mentally f-ed up chick whose brother was a douche but ended up getting eaten, a REAL douche who was too stupid to realize we need to band together in a crisis and a black guy lead who gets shot just for staying alive. Yeah, lots of political commentary here, but still doesn’t take away from the enjoyment of the film. Good job GR.
Number 17: Saw, 2004. Lots of people think the Saw films are just “torture porn”. These people are wrong. Sorry dudes, but the Saw films (while they may be gory) do have a message — take for instance the chick who was a drug addict (thereby killing herself slowly) who was forced to do something that made her want to live? Yup. That’s called a message, so get over yourself. And if you don’t like the Saw films — oh, I know — watch something else and leave the rest of us alone. Peace.
Number 18: Halloween, 1978. Creepy and had Jamie Lee Curtis. Poor thing.
Number 19: In the Mouth of Madness, 1994. Aw man, if you haven’t seen this one you haven’t lived! Feels a lot like a Stephen King novel brought to life. Flippin’ fantastic. And the kid on the bike still haunts my dreams.
Number 20: Jeeper’s Creeper’s, 2001. We have yet another female heroine in this one — and I think she’s a great actress too. Her name is Gina Philips and she was a straight up kick-ass chick in this flick! That demon that feasts on flesh is also a badass but she’s one thing that keeps you watching the film. The demon also has a scary ass spider head-thing, but I guess you’ll just have to watch the movie to find out what I am talking about!
Number 21: Aliens, 1986. No words are needed here. Flipping awesome.
Number 22: The Mist, 2007. Again, a Stephen King child. Chilling and sleep depriving (especially the spider scene) although after reading the book I felt the ending sucked eggs comparatively. Still a great movie – with by the way, three characters from The Walking Dead (AMC) in attendance in the film: Laurie Holder (Andrea), Jeffrey DeMunn (Dale) and Melissa McBride (Carol). Go ahead, watch The Mist and see them in TWD. Yeah!!
Number 23: Hellraiser, 1987. Yes, he’s evil and has pins in his head. However, the other guy killed his own brother and stole his skin. Kind of makes you wonder who the bad guy is here doesn’t it?
Number 24: Wolf Creek, 2005. Alright, I admit this one got me on a gut level. Some douchebag who pretends to help a bunch of nice hikers ends up torturing them in ways that even the devil might have an issue with. There are lots of “based on a true story” films out there, but this one comes so close to the truth that it still gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Number 25: Dawn of the Dead, 2004. Okay, okay. For those of us who are fans of the original this one didn’t meet the mat, but it did a great job of incorporating the original with modern day concerns. That combined with the great special effects is what made this one beat out its predecessor… slightly.
Number 26: The Ring, 2002. Weird ass video with a weird ass kid coming out of your TV? Yeah, that’s pretty awesome. Not to mention the dead niece in the beginning — that was just nasty. Nasty and fabulous!!!
Number 27: Insidious, 2010. I admit that one of the reasons I liked this movie was because of it’s homage to Poltergeist. However, they went further with this film and had that freaky song which is now stuck in my head forever!
Number 28: The Thing, 1982. Nuff said.
Number 29: Event Horizon, 1997. Sam Neill. Lawrence Fishbourne. Straight up visions of hell. Yay! Mr. Neill’s (Dr. Weir) line pretty much sums up this gruesome flick fest — “You know nothing. Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.” Love it!!!!!!!
Number 30: Hellbound: Hellraiser 2, 1988. “I recommend… amputation”. One word about this film — AWESOME!!!
Now to my most scary film of all time…
Number 31: The Exorcist: The Directors Cut, 1973. Primarily because demons scare me, but that crab-walk sticks in my mind like really evil cotton candy.
I put a lot (and really I mean lots and lots) of thought into what movies scared me the most and I sincerely hope they scare the heck out of you too! Remember, Thanksgiving is one day, but nightmares are forever.